Where’s my new Ipod? More suggestions for Apple

Apple still hasn’t come out with a new Ipod in the past 6 months plus.

Here are more suggestions:

• Make the Ipod free. In return, I will write “visit apple.com” on my stomach.
• Put a scratchoff card in the box with every new Ipod. If you win, you receive like some songs like from iTunes like.
• Instead of new colors for the Ipod, how about new textures? Gravel pod, stickypod, chocolate sprinklespod.
• On that note (sprinkles), make the Ipod edible. If you eat it, you are given new superpowers when you karoake.

That is all.

 

May 7th, 2006

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